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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)

A man sought medical aid because he had popped eyes and ringing in his ears. doctor looked him over andsuggested removal of his tonsils. operation resulted in no improvement, so patient consulted another doctor who suggested removal of his teeth. teeth were pulled, but still, his eyes kept popping and his ears still rang.
A third doctor told him bluntly, "You have 6 months to live."

In event, doomed man decided he'd treat himself in remaining time he had here on Earth. He bought nice, new car, hired chauffeur, and had best tailor in town make him 30 new suits. Then he decided even his shirts would be made-to-order.

"Okay," said shirtmaker, "let's get your measurement. Hmm….34 sleeve, 16 collar…"
"Fifteen," man interrupted.
"Sixteen collar," shirtmaker repeated, measuring again.
"But I've always worn 15 collar," said man.
"Listen," shirtmaker said, "I'm warning you. You keep on wearing 15 collar, and your eyes will pop andyour ears will ring."

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