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Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Well, we accidentally amputated the wrong leg.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: It turns out that your other leg didn't need to be amputated at all

Teacher: Michael
Many articles taken from 'A word with the doctor', by Dr. John Windsor.


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