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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)

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Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96 live in house together. One night
the 96-year-old draws bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. She yells down stairs, "Was I getting in or out of bath?"

The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up stairs and pauses. Then, she yells, "Was I going up
the stairs or down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at kitchen table having tea, listening to
her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at door."

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